mufti schmufti

mufti
n 1: a jurist who interprets Muslim religious law 2: civilian dress worn by a person who is entitled to wear a military uniform

it was a mufti day today. yes.

today was a strange day meaning that quite alot of thingys happened today.

As so it happens, i was wearing a skirt today and everyone was like 'wow, shrub is wearing a skirt'.

my dad thinks that i was male in my past life. (but ppl said i was 'cute'...so there)

then during french, the teacher said something about me being 'tres chic'. the world is a creepy place.

strange because it is that yr 7 src barbeque thingy. meg gave me left over piece of bread from the sausage sizzle. thanks. so there i was staring at the bread wondering whether it is still fit for consumption. i thought it was and i ate it.
it was dry.

The train trip home was hilarious (haha meg) *sorry, had to "slam" you there. your call

sausage
n 1: highly seasoned minced meat stuffed in casings 2: a small nonrigid airship used for observation or as a barrage balloon.

consumption

n. 1: The act or process of consuming. 2: The state of being consumed. 3: An amount consumed. 4: A progressive wasting of body tissue. 5: Pulmonary tuberculosis. No longer in scientific use.

hilarious
adj : marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter; "hilarious broad comedy"; "a screaming farce"; "uproarious stories"

skirt
n 1: cloth covering that forms the part of a garment below the waist 2: a garment hanging from the waist; worn mainly by girls and women 3: informal terms for a (young) woman

slam

n 1: To shut with force and loud noise: slammed the door. 2:
To put, throw, or otherwise forcefully move so as to produce a loud noise: slammed the book on the desk. 3: To hit or strike with great force. 4:
Slang. To criticize harshly; censure forcefully.

v 1: To close or swing into place with force so as to produce a loud noise. 2: To hit something with force; crash: slammed into a truck.